Sunday, March 30, 2014

Teen moms and cats



Why is it suddenly weird to watch cartoons when you turn 14?
What do atheists think the point of life is.
Why are atheists even a thing. no offense to you atheists.
Why is kissing not an every day activity.
What is so cool about cats?
and why are they always in space?!

Why isn't everything the same price?
Who decides whats "cool" and not?
Why can't that be me?
What do you think about when I pass you in the halls?
Who limited our creativity?
Why are bikinis shunned you're already half naked anyway whats showing your belly button gonna do?
What does an American accent sound like to a foreigner?
If we all descended from Adam and Eve why are we all different colors?
What would life be like as a nudist?
What does a scooby snack taste like?
Are hobos really hobos or are they sneaky billionaires?
Do I know a spy?
When will I meet "the one"
Is there only one person for everyone out there?
Why do people cheat?
Who will tie the knot next year?
Whos dropped out cuz they got a bun in the oven?


This whole idea was stolen from devastated daisy.






Sunday, March 23, 2014

Farmers Daughter

I asked my little brother what he wanted to do with his life today. He said go to start working at the plant (farm) in high school go to a college close to town then keep working at the plant.

Thats what all my family wants to do.

But not me. I want to get out of "town" I want to be the exception. I want to live in all 50 states. Ok not  Ohio or West Virginia, Cause Ohio just sounds funny and West Virgina is the #1 most miserable state to live in according to a USA Today report.

I want to experience it all. Greece when it rains. Ireland in the spring, a Tahitian sunrise. South Africa's surfing. and obviously Europe's men.

I'm going to NOT be a business major. (unless it's international business cause that wouldn't be so bad)

I want to be the one to come up out of no where and accomplish it all. despite all odds. I want to be able to dream it and do it. No hesitation no doubt.

I told my mom I was going to travel today. I told her that I was going to make something of my self in the world out side of this town. I told her I would make my self proud and maybe she would be proud of that. I told her I would no longer just be remembered as the farmers daughter.

"Match maker match maker make me a match" #lengthytitle

HI. Welcome to LP's version of "lets make a match!" (not sure if thats an actual thing but whatever) and only seniors unless apart of a select group of juniors that aren't terrible.
and my own opinion so if your named and you hate that person or don't even know them deal with it.
Also every person is considered single and able to be used unless they got a ring on it.


DRUM ROLL PLEASE......


  • Jake Irving  and Ronda Bromley... or the next best thing: Brylee Bromley
  • Kaden Weber + Rachel Assay 
  • KT Mcwhorter + any guy by the name of Nate
  • Kiera Norton + Dylan Murdoch
  • Trevor Elzy + Kira Hannemann
  • Kailia Iremia + Zach Frampton
  • Tj Haws + Camille Carter (this is a random one. But cute)
  • Haden Fillmore + Ashlyn Gates
  • Skyler Jolley + Alyssa Tycksen 
  • Seth Schellenburg + Quincie Bean
  • Sarah Mathews + Preston Thatcher (and yes I realize he's gone now but it would be cute)
  • Madison Reeves + Mathew Criddle
  • Jake Downs + Bonnie Nielson
  • Tanner Wendel + Mykel Johnson
  • Mckayla Beardall + Talon Shumway
  • Connor Bush + Aunica Wride
  • Bailey Wilson + Braeden Harris
  • Hailey Eastwood + Seth moore or Tinch
  • Tanner Alder + Kenna Thompson
  • Hannah Madsen +Josh Weight
  • Madison Savage + Andy Larsen
  • Matt Lyman + Sabrina Reilley
  • Grant Lyman + Addi Lamb
  • Lexi Leavitt + Mckay Chidester
  • Nelson + Garlock (if he wasn't happily married)

THE END. DONT BE OFFENDED IF YOURE NOT ON HERE THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY KIDS IN THIS SCHOOL TO EVEN BEGIN TO GET THEM ALL ON HERE.


Sunday, March 16, 2014

for a lack of a better title: DEATH

When I think of death I'm not scared. I'm only scared for the ones I leave behind. And the memories I will miss out on. My heart goes out to all those who have lost loved ones due to cancer, illness, other tragic reasons and especially for those who died before there time. I pray for those peoples families every night.
I have no words for death. I have no words to comfort those who have dealt with it. All I know is that we all deal with it. Some better than others but we all do.

(also this is my all time favorite video. It gets me every time. It gives me hope, if this little girl can make it through this we sure can try)

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Shout out to Nelson.

Yes I'm counting this as one of my blogs this week and I'm deeply sorry to waste your time I will do extra good on my next couple. But that is besides the point. The point is I can not get it to link back to paris I've been trying for a long time now and its not working or maybe it did work and I just can't tell... but don't give me a zero!!!! I will come in and talk to you and you can show me how painfully easy it is and I can feel stupid and all will be good. just don't give me a zero. Thanks your a champ.

ps. sorry to any people that actually read my blog, if there are any. Don't stop reading because of this post. I will be back to me next post.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

the unspoken aka twitter drafts

Everyone always says its safer hiding behind a screen. Well in that case why do drafts exist? Why are we still scared to say what we want? Maybe its cause on twitter and other social media we still go by our real names.. well sense thats not the case here I'm done being scared or worried that you'll read and see that I'm not only thinking about you I'm thinking about him and me and weird things. So here goes nothing; Welcome to my drafts:

"I watch disney channel still. so sue me."

"Lets just say she could fart under my covers anytime." thanks for that image dad.

"I want to like you but I love the way he makes me feel."

"Go away, read some books." (said in a spanish accent)

"STOP. stop thinking about you and only you. stop focussing on the bad and start looking for the good. stop moping. and START changing. Start caring. start trying."

"Pretty as a picture sweeter than a swisher mad cuz I'm cuter than the girl thats with ya." (keri Hilson)

"Dont try to understand me cause you won't. Don't try to be like me cause you can't."

"Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!"

"I bet your kiss is a life saver, my favorite flavor, I want it now and later. Gotta get me some of that."

"I couldn't tell you no although I tried, words wouldn't form so I cried."

"I have yet to meet a guy who can draw a good heart. fact."

"I'm sorry if I say I need ya."

"It started as a game, but last time a checked feelings weren't part of the bet."

"Why is it so hard for a proud Mexican in this city to get a taxi?!"

"My feelings aren't easy to describe all you need to know is I care alot. and it might be easy for you to say you care more but you don't we just care differently. why can't you just get that."

"I like being alone. I like being a floater. I like to have my options. This shouldn't matter."

"kissable knights past and present: Jake Irving (duh), Tyler Keetch, Parker Peterson (the old one).... and the new one. David Adams. (majority of the soccer team.) TJ haws... had to say it. braden... i don't know his last name. Nate porter. Seth Hanneman (that ones self explanatory)  Jake sheffield. skyler tolley or jolley either would be ok. dylan murdoch? maybe. Quincie brewer... if ya know him. almost forgot landon wilson and zac summers or whatever his last name is now a days. oh and last but not least  bentley rawl and that WHOLE group. all of them. ok you get the idea theres a lot."

I think thats a good one to end with. Drafts? who knew right. Stop hiding and post one I dare ya.


Be a Brick

Be a brick they said.
Bricks are solid sturdy and strong.                                                         -Insecurities & self doubt
Bricks don't crumble or weaken under each touch.
They stay firm never wavering throughout lives unexpected disasters.          

Be a brick they said.
Bricks are unique despite coming from the same mold.                       -Individuality
Bricks can stand out or fit in with ease.
Bricks are the balance every human seeks.

Be a brick they said.
Bricks are loyal and trusting.                                                               -Personality
Bricks are dependable and unmoving.
Bricks have the character we lack.

Be a brick they said.

Bricks are safe and protecting.                                                               -Relationships
Bricks are honest and loving. 
Bricks are sure when they tell you. "You'll never get hurt."

Forget being human.

Forget the weaknesses.
Forget the jealousies. 
Forget being anyone other than your self.
Forget never being good enough.


And be a brick.